Sunday, January 25, 2009

Why your kids should play football

Even though Arizona's season is slowly becoming a disaster, I still follow the team diligently, and then this occurs that just riles my feathers:



I haven't seen such a brutal play in basketball, maybe ever. This is probably worse than the Artest melee because Budinger was defenseless on the ground and the aggression came out of nowhere. And the dude was smiling and his teammates were giving him high fives! I think in an instance like this, Budinger should be awarded a "penalty shot." Budinger gets a running start and a free shot at Coleman while he stands motionless with his hands tied behind his back, his mouth gagged, and his family tied to a railroad with an oncoming train on its way.

To make matters even more ridiculous, this Houston sports writer says "In a ridiculous call, the officials ejected Aubrey Coleman after he inadvertantly stepped on Arizona forward Chase Budinger." (Cougar hoops: Coleman ejected at Arizona)

Is this guy serious? I mean really? Like, what? Either he's blind, has 45 chromosomes, or is the dirtiest pickup basketball player I have ever heard of. There are many comments on his article, and 95% of them are Houston fans rightfully critizing this assbag for his assbagedness. I urge everyone (Nick, maybe Armo? Is anyone else reading this?) to comment as well. This is more important than just bringing a criminal to justice, this is about defending one of the only extremely athletic and talented white basketball players that doesn't spend most of their time swinging towels in the air and taking charges at the end of games (Scalabrine?).

Also, check out the third comment down in that article. A commenter who calls himself "The Big Hitter" revels in the Cougars victory over the Wildcats. Unfortunately for little miss Big Hitter, Arizona staged a fantastically furious finish to comeback and force a final overtime, where they fundamentally found their form and finished in front, i.e. Arizona ending up winning.

Coming next week, I write a post where 80% of the words begin with the letter F.

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